That Kind of Fat

Butter in a pat,

cream in a vat,

leave a dent in the mat where you sat kind of fat.

No ankle or wrists,

break the teeth when you zip,

will the jeans ever fit on those hips kind of fat.

Buddha belly jar of jelly

links of sausage in the deli

pat the butt even when it’s smelly, that kind of fat.

Roly poly holy moly

She’s a ball we need a goalie

Please don’t ever get fit or flat kind of fat.